Finding myself always being asked questions at school about hacking, security, and how to exploit the faults in the schools server, and not being able to answer them because of the simple fact that I’m in Cyber Corp (Geek Squad of the School, like the cyber police.) and how I could get in trouble for letting the information out. It suddenly struck me that I should post these hacks, security issues, and exploits on “MY BLOG!!!� Yup…finally hit me that I could tell you everything you wanted to know about how to crack passwords, and why I hate Microsoft so much…are you ready?
One of the most annoying things about Windows is that in order to have a decent experience, you need to reformat and reinstall Windows once every 6 months at most, or you will have to endure the pain and suffering of all hell breaking loose on your computer, once a year. The reasons behind this are long and complex to an extent, but primarily they stem from the fact that Windows requires software manufacturers to repeatedly overwrite various shared components with their own custom versions, hence making them vulnerable. To make matters worse, software writers are allowed to pitch files all over your hard drive. On a good day an uninstaller will seek and destroy the majority of these files. So the uninstallers, if they don’t fail outright, leave a lot of junk behind. All of this leads to awful performance over time, and an increasing number of crashes and other crap. Since MicroSucks is so stupid and won’t get rid of there registries, and I have no clue why they hold on to them, spyware and viruses are easily tucked away hidden, until you do a spyware search.
So, you are going to reinstall Windows if you know what’s good for you. But if you are like most computer people, you took that stack of manuals and documentation that came with your computer and put it in a safe place, such as a fire, the trash, or even sold it on Ebay for that money you needed to pay that guy off for the bet you placed. Needless to say, that Windows serial number is long gone, or at the very least it is inconveniently located on the back of the machine partying with the elephant sized dust bunnies that have gathered in the darkness. But fear not my little hackers, code crackers, slackers, Eric has an answer! Windows being about as secure as the US-Mexico border will cough up the goods with a little persuasion from Keyfinder. Best of all, it won’t cost you anything to regain this valuable string of letters and numbers. Of course, I am sure some people will put it to more nefarious purposes. You bad wittle kiddies. 
Speaking of nefarious (cool word huh), have you ever forgotten your administrative password for Windows (or maybe you need to break into your bosses email before he reads that email you accidentally sent to the whole company while drunk on Saturday night documenting his affair with the less-than-runway-super-sized-model, or for us younger tots, you want to show your teacher up for that “F� he/she gave you for proving him/her wrong)? Have no fear, MicroSucks comes to your rescue…again, with a handy knowledgebase article explaining just how one might go about this. (OK, this is another reason why MicroSucks… sucks, they tell you how to retrieve passwords on there own OS, which we all know only leads to the cause of havoc.) How to log on to Windows XP if you forget your password or your password expires
I know there is still a lot of unanswered questions, and I know a lot of people want to know how I make my “programs� (*cough*viruses) and I know that people want to know how to successfully use NET commands non-remotely, and remotely, but I’m not going to answer those right now, I’ll leave you wanting more 
. If you have questions or comments, or need to know how to do something else, let me know in the comments. Until next time, enjoy! 
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